Janessa Saves The Day
So you know me, I was just bumming around the house when some cop comes knocking on my door telling me that my car is in violation of some rule or something. I was pretty pissed off that this guy had the balls to come up to my apartment after running my stuff through the system, it’s not like i’d done anything wrong. So anyway he tells me he’s “cut me a break” and let me get away with it if I promise to go get the car fixed up this week. I wasn’t about to argue with the guy cause I don’t want to spend time away from the bottle if you know what I mean, so I told him i’d fix it up that day just to get him off my back and he leaves.
Once the cop was gone I called Janessa in and told her to go get the car fixed because i was too busy watching TV to go do it myself. After Janessa had been gone a while I get a call from her on the pay phone telling me that the car broke down on the way to the mechanic and she didn’t have the money to pay for help, I laughed and told her to do what she always does - use her naughty cunt!